Disclaimer: This is a satirical post reegarding how words are spelld in thee Eenglish langwij. I dont relly declare anarkee on this or anee langwij.
Mi kids r n elamentarree skool. Mi yongest is lerning spelling n his grade currentlee. It is so frusstrating to xplane y words r not allways spelld like they sownd. Take for xampl, thee words that nd with “-ough” witch sownds like “-uff”. Woodnt it bee eeseer to spell thees like this “eenuff”, “ruff”, and “tuff”? How abowt words that nd with “-ight”? Y r wee spelling them like this? Y not “rite”, “brite”, “lite”?!!!
Mi name starts with thee letter “C”. It seems like a totallee useless letter. Y not spell mi name “Sindee”? And y not spell “Candy” insted like this… “Kandee”?! Woodnt that bee moor lojicawl? So insted ov “ch” just use “kh”. And insted ov spelling like this… “truck” use “truk”.
This kould save time, spase, nd sanitee for homework helpers like this momma!