This is a sponsored post. I was gifted product in return for my honest review on Obscene Brownies. Please see the disclosure page for more information. PS These brownies really are so yummy!
No, no, no! I’m not talking desserts doing burlesque or anything, but there are such things as Obscene Brownies. A tongue in cheek treat so to speak! LOL
Recently, I was gifted the “Obscene 15” gift pack, with 15 protein brownies (5 of each flavor: Chocolate Bliss, Little Miss Cranberry, PB Chunky Nuts). The 15 pack box of these delicious fresh baked delights was shipped to my home. Be still my heart (and stomach). Be sure to read to the end for the promo code!
I have to admit the packaging cracked me up…
The 3 flavors were all delicious but if you are wondering more about the ingredients, read below or click for the nutritional page:
Chocolate Bliss – “So much chocolate, including milk, semisweet and dark chocolate chips… and oooh so good! Individually wrapped and packed full of protein and quality ingredients including flax, hemp and chia seeds, plus coconut oil, peanut powder and more. Enjoy a solid 14 grams of protein in every obscenely delicious brownie.”
Little Miss Cranberry – “This one’s a little bit sweet and a little bit tart… Oh my! White chocolate chips and tart dried cranberries are scattered throughout our protein-rich, irresistible chocolate brownie batter. Individually wrapped and packed full of quality ingredients including flax seed, hemp seed, chia seeds, coconut oil, peanut powder and more. 14 grams of protein find their way into every obscenely tasty Little Miss Cranberry brownie.”
PB Chunky Nuts – “Always a winning combo, rich tasty chocolate and lots of peanut butter chips found there way into this obscene beauty. Individually wrapped and full of protein and quality ingredients including flax seed, hemp seed, chia seed, coconut oil, peanut powder and more. These fellas pack a punch with a whopping 16 grams of quality protein per brownie!” (Note the higher protein count in this brownie.)
The best part? These are protein bars but with a delicious chocolaty brownie taste. Yuuuummmmm! I’m always on the look out for protein bars that taste good and these made my taste buds so happy. Plus, they have texture like a brownie and not like some chalky protein bars. I had to remind myself to only eat one at a time!!
If you aren’t looking for protein bars, don’t worry! They also offer the classic recipes as well without the extra protein.
The ingredient list is a who’s who of wholesomeness. Don’t believe that brownies can be good for you? Just another reason these are called Obscene Brownies! It just shouldn’t be that brownies could actually be good for us!!! LOL Obscene Brownies are protein packed brownies baked fresh, and in small batches. Each protein brownie is loaded with healthful ingredients including flax seed, hemp seed, chia seed, coconut oil and more. Every brownie contains at least 14 grams of quality protein.
Be prepared to store your brownies in the fridge or freezer within 3 days of arrival. They can be stored in the fridge for up to 3 weeks, or in the freezer for up 6 months. They can be thawed at room temperature or microwaved for a just-baked taste (remove wrapper before heating). Plus, having this in the fridge has been cracking me up every time I open the door. (And it’s ironic I never paid attention to the wording on the back of the fridge until I took this picture!)
This is a perfect treat for after doing some indoor rock climbing. I generally feel a bit worn out after climbing and all that protein helps me during recovery. Not that I’m a world class athlete; more like I’m just getting back into shape and need all the help I can get! LOL It would be great to have an Obscene Brownie for any kind of after workout pick me up, playing with the kids at the park, or while hiking. This weekend I ate a couple for in between meals type of snack.
These are so very delicious! The only problem is I wanted to eat all of them in one setting. Kidding – not kidding! Head over to ObsceneBrownies ASAP and use the coupon code SIMPLE for $5 off an order of $25 or more.